Series Finale Postponed by Rain

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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Sabathia Struggles Again as Palmer Dominates

$161 million for this? The Bulbous Bust sucks again. When will we see the real Sabathia?

Yankee bats shut down by journeyman minor leaguer, Matt Palmer.

Jose "8.03 ERA" Veras continues to suck.

Recap
Angels - 8
Yankees - 4


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Swing Flu Outbreak Spreads

Make that 36 runs in 4 games; but the Cheatin' Leftie struggles again.

Jorgie saves the day; 4 RBI night for the old Yankee as the gutty, gritty Yankees make a Boston-esque comeback.

A-Rod who? That Pena Kid just keeps on hitting. Thanks for the steal, Cody Ransom.

Recap
Angels - 9
Yankees - 10


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Yankees Catch the Swing Flu

26 runs in the last 3 games for the Bombers.

Looks like Marky Pop Up got his Flu Shots.

Coke Zero continues to roll.

A.J. Struggles early, then settles down for 7 strong.

Recap
Angels - 4
Yankees - 7


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Yankee Bats Remain Hot as Joba Rolls

What team is this? Yankee bats pound Detroit pitching for second straight game.

Joba being Joba. 7 dominant innings will shut up the morons for at least 5 days.

Time to panic; Mariano serves up another bomb!

Nick Swisher is doing his best Mickey Mantle impersonation.
Homers from both sides of the plate.

Meanwhile in the 3 hole... Marky Pop Up can't buy a hit.
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Recap
Yankees - 8
Tigers - 6

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A Child Shall Lead Them

The Golden Boy hurls a 2-hit gem in Detroit.

The Yankee bats, surely inspired by the news of the Yankee brass lowering ticket prices, finally wake up in a big way with 10 in the 7th.

Melancon continues to impress.

Marky Pop Up keeps on doing what he does best.

Recap
Yankees - 11
Tigers - 0

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Yankee Bats Remain Dormant

One bad inning for Sabathia spells doom for the Yankees.

For second straight game, terrible plate discipline and lack of clutch hitting does the Yankees in.

What got into Justin Verlander? The Yankees did.

Nick Swisher is doing his best Wilson Betemit impersonation.

4 L's in a row for the Bronx Billionaires...

Recap
Yankees - 2
Tigers - 4

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Pettitte Comes Up Small in Beantown

The Cheatin' Lefty, who demanded more money all winter long as the US economy went down the tubes, gets outpitched by a man making 1/8th his salary.

Overrated Mark Teixeira keeps popping 'em up.

Mark Melancon with two scoreless innings. Good thing he wasn't used Saturday.

Brett Gardner + Melky Cabrera = The worst CF duo in history.

Yankees swept in Fenway. 3rd place, here we come!

Recap
Yankees - 1
Red Sox - 4

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Welcome to the Yankees, A.J.

A.J. Finally has his "Yankees Moment"
Blows a 6 run lead and serves up 8 runs in 5 innings at Fenway.

The Yanks called up prize prospect and heir to Mariano, Mark Melancon, so he can sit in the 'pen and watch Veras, Albaladejo, Marte, and Robinson give up 8 runs.

The Yankees again prove they are no match for baseball's model franchise.

Win 3 in a row, lose 2 in a row. Is it still 2008?

Recap
Yankees - 11
Red Sox - 16

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I'm Back...With a New Format for 2009

Well, I've ignored this thing for too long. Last year's gutless effort by the Yankees really turned me off to this. Why waste my time writing about these overpaid slugs? Well, I've toyed with the idea of starting this again ever since Pitchers & Catchers reported, but I just haven't been able to find the time to start it again.

Until today.

Now, I'm too lazy and really no longer have the time to write long and thought out posts like I previously tried to do. So I'm going to keep it simple from now on. Just post a few quick thoughts on the game. In other words, I'm totally biting off Boston Dirt Dogs. Enjoy.