Sunday, May 10, 2009

ENOUGH!!

I just can't do it anymore.

If this team cannot find it within themselves to play hard, play with fire, play with passion, play with hunger, and just go out there and look like they actually care, why should i devote 10-15 minutes after every game to update this?

As I write this, we are going down like flies against some Japanese no-name. Nobody on the team is putting together good AB's consistently. Nobody.

The pitching staff sucks. The starters consistently put the team in a hole, and the bullpen is like gasoline to a fire.

Our moron manager Joe Retardi is a joke. The Yankees are unprepared half the time. From errors, to base running mistakes, to getting picked off, to throwing to the wrong base, etc. Never mind his ridiculous managing of the pitching staff.

This team just sucks. They don't deserve my time. Or yours.

Friday, May 8, 2009

Yankees Swept Away Again


The struggling Tampa Bay Rays storm into Yankee Stadium and send the Yankees to their second straight sweep at home.

The Yankees fight back all night, only to watch Blowriano melt on the mound.

The Greedy Cheatin' Lefty sucks yet again; .280 BAA | 4.38 ERA
And he wanted more money?

Marky Pop Up continues to sink lower and lower. An 8 year mistake.

Captain Groundout leads by example; and that's why the Yankees suck.



(PHOTO: Getty Images)

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Boston Bullies Strike Again

0 for 5 against Boston. Yankees swept by the Sawx again!

Punchless Yankees back to .500 on the year.

That Pena Kid? He sucks. Were is Alex?



(PHOTO: Getty Images)

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Series Finale Postponed by Rain

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!


(PHOTO: Associated Press)

Sabathia Struggles Again as Palmer Dominates

$161 million for this? The Bulbous Bust sucks again. When will we see the real Sabathia?

Yankee bats shut down by journeyman minor leaguer, Matt Palmer.

Jose "8.03 ERA" Veras continues to suck.


Recap
Angels - 8
Yankees - 4


(PHOTO: Getty Images)

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Swing Flu Outbreak Spreads

Make that 36 runs in 4 games; but the Cheatin' Leftie struggles again.

Jorgie saves the day; 4 RBI night for the old Yankee as the gutty, gritty Yankees make a Boston-esque comeback.

A-Rod who? That Pena Kid just keeps on hitting. Thanks for the steal, Cody Ransom.


Recap
Angels - 9
Yankees - 10


(PHOTO: Getty)

Friday, May 1, 2009

Yankees Catch the Swing Flu


26 runs in the last 3 games for the Bombers.

Looks like Marky Pop Up got his Flu Shots.

Coke Zero continues to roll.

A.J. Struggles early, then settles down for 7 strong.



Recap
Angels - 4
Yankees - 7


(PHOTO: Associated Press)

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Yankee Bats Remain Hot as Joba Rolls

What team is this? Yankee bats pound Detroit pitching for second straight game.

Joba being Joba. 7 dominant innings will shut up the morons for at least 5 days.

Time to panic; Mariano serves up another bomb!

Nick Swisher is doing his best Mickey Mantle impersonation.
Homers from both sides of the plate.

Meanwhile in the 3 hole... Marky Pop Up can't buy a hit.
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Recap
Yankees - 8
Tigers - 6


(PHOTO: Reuters)

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

A Child Shall Lead Them

The Golden Boy hurls a 2-hit gem in Detroit.

The Yankee bats, surely inspired by the news of the Yankee brass lowering ticket prices, finally wake up in a big way with 10 in the 7th.

Melancon continues to impress.

Marky Pop Up keeps on doing what he does best.


Recap
Yankees - 11
Tigers - 0


(PHOTO: Associated Press)

Monday, April 27, 2009

Yankee Bats Remain Dormant


One bad inning for Sabathia spells doom for the Yankees.

For second straight game, terrible plate discipline and lack of clutch hitting does the Yankees in.


What got into Justin Verlander? The Yankees did.

Nick Swisher is doing his best Wilson Betemit impersonation.

4 L's in a row for the Bronx Billionaires...

Recap
Yankees - 2
Tigers - 4

(Photo: REUTERS/Rebecca Cook)